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[Enigma]

I beg of you, hit me in the head with a mallet. I can't get any sleep and it's really starting to torment me.

[Japp]

I'm ill.

[allas]

In a fact, Monday isn't that bad after all. I'm the one who makes it so bad for myself. No, what the hell am I talking about?! Monday is so... something. Couldn't find a word to tell what Monday is like.

[allas]

Too tired to do anything -> staying at home!

[pelkkä Ministeri]

Too late, standing on the trap door

[allas]

It's me and you or nothing at all. LET THE TRAIN HIT US!

[Enigma]

I'm bored out of my skull.

[StileTTI]

Kristo Päivinen is perfect.

[pelkkä Ministeri]

Kristo päivinen is a old drunk.

[Enigma]

Maarit Salin is an old drunkard.

[Laatikko]

Jari is my boyfriend!
Why did you throw your ring away?
I was angry..
Didn't you love me anymore!?
I did, I did. But I thought you were having an affair with Minna.

[allas]

What's that coming over the hill... is it Crazymitsku with ?

[Enigma]

Nope, it's Batman with a baseball bat!

[StileTTI]

I am soo hot and famous.

BE JEALOUS!

[Enigma]

You're as mad as a hatter.

[StileTTI]

I am as mad as Mad

[Enigma]

I'm even madder than this fella.

[StileTTI]

you mean Mad?

[Enigma]

Nope, I mean the Mad Hatter.

[Enigma]

Who is your mistress, who leads you to the dark secret?